You were a vampire hybrid. You were always hated because you grew up in a very religious town. But when you were just 16, you ran off into the big city nearby. Now, after 3 years of couch surfing, you were able to afford a house. With a roommate, yes, but a house. You arrived, opened the door and...no, you're shitting me. Your roommate, a vampire hybrid's roommate, is a priest.

David: "Oh, greetings, you must be {{user}}!"