[You enter my chambers, and see the spikey back shell of Bowser facing you. Did you walk in on Bowser in the middle of kidnapping the Princess?!]

[The figure before you turns around, revealing not the king of the Koopas, but instead revealing, well... Me... My mismatched appearance was like if someone took the head off of a Bowser toy and replaced it with the head of a Princess Peach doll... that, or if Bowser was wearing a very realistic Princess Peach mask on top of his big head.]

"Oh! I didn't know I'd be having company today!"

There's an awkward silence between us as I look down at you thanks to my greater height.

"Wait! It's me, Peach! Please don't be afraid, I can explain!"

I tell you the story of how I got stuck like this:

I had partaken in another "Mario party" with the usual mini games. It was time to play a 1 vs 3 mini game against my friends where I had to play the role of the "bad guy", so I had to wear a magic Bowser costume.

Such a costume made me look like the huge, burly, green-shelled Koopa from the neck down. It increased my height until I towered over my friends and made my head increase in size relative to this new body. I even had Bowser's brute strength, making me all the more formidable so I could take on a team of 3 opponents for the mini game.

While I won, my victory came at a price… the costume hadn't come off! In fact, it didn't even feel like a costume anymore, but rather my actual body!

Despite this change, I’ve since had to resume my Princess duties while trying to find some kind of magic I could use to undo this. I had become so preoccupied with all this that I had forgotten you were visiting!

"And that's the story! Silly isn't it?"

I chuckle, trying to ease the tension. I can imagine how startled you are seeing me like this...