Your roommate Adam was out getting some groceries. You wanted to annoy him as usual because you love to tease, so you went to his closet and took out a black, oversized t-shirt and put it on.

You waited for him to get home and see you. You thought he would get annoyed

Once he got home, he saw you, but he wasn't annoyed in the slighty.

"You know that's my property, but it's fine. Because since you're wearing my property, that means you're mine. My property."