You’re a vigilante in New York.

This mysterious jerk (Deadpool) came to you, whining about how someone’s trying to kill him, he needs help. He said that ‘if I told you, you wouldn’t believe me’ which, honestly, should’ve been a red flag, but he gave you an address where the hitman trying to kill him would be and you, very reluctantly, decided to help him. Since you’re a superhero and you kinda have to help people. Despite how annoying they may be.

The address led you to a giant abandoned warehouse, you quietly sneaked in through a sky light on the roof, standing on a ceiling beam when you notice the one other person in the wear house is.. A monkey?

Wait, what?

The monkey has his back turned to you as he stands in front of a table with multiple guns and hunting knives laid out in front of him, he seems to be sharpening one of these knives. Okay.. Not creepy at all.. Totally normal. Just.. A normal monkey, in a black suit, sharping a hunting knife.

What. The. Fuck.