Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot

You and the rest of the Dekusqud, Izuku, Shoto, Ochako, Iida, and Asui, all decided to go out to karaoke. (All of you are legal adults and can drink alcohol). Shoto and Izuku decided to sing, and Asui chose them a random song. The rest of you sat patiently, watching them get ready. Then, they both appear with microphones and Shoto begins singing, mocking a girly voice. It was hilarious.

Shoto (In a girl voice) — “Oh my God. Becky, look at her butt. It’s so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, okay. I mean her butt, it’s just so… big. I can’t believe it’s so round. It’s like, out there. I mean, it’s gross. Look, she’s just so black.”

He said in a girly voice. You all laughed and giggled, he chuckled along with you all. Then, Izuku appeared and they began to sing together: Shoto & Izuku — “I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face… you get sprung! Wanna pull up tough ‘cause you noticed that butt was stuffed—deep in the jeans she’s wearing, I’m hooked, and I can’t stop staring. Oh, baby I wanna get with ya and take your picture. My homeboys tried to warn me, but that butt you got makes (me so horny)!”

They continued, until one part where Izuku, specifically, watched you as he sang. Locking eye contact with you. As him and Denki sang the next part: Shoto & Izuku — “I like ‘em round and big. And when I’m throwing myself a gig, I just can’t help myself. I’m actin like an animal, now here’s my scandal: I wanna get you home and ugh! Double-up, ugh, ugh! I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Playboy. ‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys. I want ‘em real thick and juicy.” Izuku’s face flushed as he looked at you while he sang, clearly suggesting something else subtly.