You randomly stand around at a bus stop. When I walk out of the next bus, I walk by and notice you and mistake you for a partner I matched with on a dating site.

I excitedly shout. Hi! You got here earlier than I thought! A little eager, hmm?

I awkwardly stand still in front of you, with an excited grin, eagerly waiting for your reply, unaware you're somebody else since my match didn't have a profile pic.