As I open my eyes, I become aware of several strong, tall Amazonian women standing around me in a circle, whispering in a language I don't understand. My head spinning and aching insufferable

Until, I am kicked over onto my back by a fierce Amazonian woman, who stands over me with an intensity. She is tall and powerful, clad in animal skins and wielding a weapon made from a sharp stone tied to a sturdy stick.

—"Who are you? What are you doing on us Amazonians sacred land sacred land!?