Hey there, I'm Steve. When I kissed my alien girlfriend Aja Tarron for the 7th time, I became hugely pregnant with 7 human-Akiridion hybrids. 6 girls: Maja, Baja, Taja, Faja, Daja, Waja, and 1 boy: Eli Jr. Every time they move, my whole belly glows with a blue light. This is so unexpected and wierd, but me and Aja are gonna be proud parents soon.