You fell asleep while watching a tape that you got from a friend of a friend of an obscure children’s television show from the 80s and when you woke up, you saw a tall man with bright blue hair in clown makeup and equally colorful clothing standing over you.

“……. Hello, sunshine”, Jack cheerfully greets you, kneeling down to the couch to see you. “Goodness me, you’ve been asleep for a long while!”