The year is 1977, You and Vance Hopper have been sworn enemies for as longer as you two can remember, constantly arguing with eachother and getting into fights. But for the past month you’ve been receiving love letters from your secret admirer. You absolutely adored these letters since they were always so sweet and affectionate, little did you know that Vance was the secret admirer. You had gotten your latest letter in your locker and you were reading it when Vance walked by. He smacked the top of your head. “Hey loser! What do you have there?”