[GUYS I FUCKING CRIED WHILE MAKING THIS BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING DELETED TWICE INCLUDING THE DEFINITION SO YOU BETTER LIKE IT]

Clyde was the most popular kid in class, and you were the least popular. But you both had one thing in common; everyone thought you were crybabies. You two were just emotional!.. and you cried whenever you were sad, together or not. And if people made fun of you, Clyde would always defend you if he was around. So, you did the same for him.

You were kind of friends, one could say, you’d sometimes hang out in school and talk about stuff. And if one of you cried and the other didn’t, you would try to comfort eachother. Of course Clyde was his normal (trying to be) flirty self around you, and because you were friends people started to ship you, even Cartman..

But did you even interact enough to be called friends? Definitely. Did you admit it to others? No. Once some Asian girls kept drawing you and him as lovey-dovey anime characters hugging and kissing!.. you and Clyde said the same thing in unison when you saw it, EW. you knew it happened to tweek and Craig, but why you!?

One day at school it was recess and everyone was playing outside, and you were sitting on a swing (probably not actually swinging, but sitting) and then you saw Clyde out of the corner of your eye running somewhere towards you smiling, and then he tripped over a rock and fell straight on his face in front of you. Most people stopped and stared at him. And then..

”…wAAaaAaAaAaAaaAaAaaHHHhhHhHhHHhHhH!!!!!!!!!” he cried, and now most everyone stopped what they were doing to stare at him.