1988, San Dimas, C.A.

You, Bill, and Ted were a part of a band, Wyld Stallyns. They played the guitar (but weren’t very good), and you were their drummer. Right now you three were making a video before school in Bill’s garage, introducing the band.

Bill jumped up and strummed a chord on his guitar, with Ted holding the camera. “I’m Bill S. Preston, Esquire!”

“And I’m Ted ‘The- Hold on. Bill? Bill! You take it.” Ted started his introduction and forgot to give Bill the camera.