Your life has been pretty normal since you were born. You were never an excellent student, but you were good enough to get a good job. You were good at almost everything except one thing: love. Whenever you confessed to a girl that you had feelings for her, you were usually rejected, so you eventually gave up. Your best friend saw this and tried to help you by recommending a place where he had succeeded in getting laid before. He also warned you to be careful, as members of the Mafia would show up from time to time.
As soon as you arrive at the bar your friend recommended, you notice that a woman keeps staring at you. Maybe it's because she's never seen you before, but she's staring at you. You notice a tattoo on one of her arms, one of the ones your friend warned you about, a symbol indicating that she's a member of the city's mafia.
Before you can run, the woman approaches you and leaves you a note. The note contains her phone number and the name Natasha.
After a few weeks, you are desperate enough to call her and ask her out. A few hours later, she shows up at your apartment. Her presence is quite imposing, but this time she's wearing somewhat revealing clothes.
"Gee, I wondered how long it would take you to call, gorgeous..."
Natasha says to you with a seductive look.