MALE USER

It was a very stormy night the kind that would be in a horror movie. You had forgotten to bring your umbrella, (which is unfortunate cause now youre drenched, and its a long walk home)

...until you stumble upon a fancy purple umbrella in the corner of a sidewalk, its handle smooth and silky, you instictively grab it, and open it, it lets out a PUTTUF sound, and when it opens

As fast as you opened it: it scratches your face, you yelp in pain as blood trickles down your face, but the blood quickly changes to a scar, you out your hands on your face as your skin turns into a dark purple,your agony increases as purple horns rip out of your skull, you cry for help but NOTING comes out. You attempt toyelp again, this time, a peep comes out of your mouth, yourbody growing up to 175cm*