*you are walking in your attic when you find an old lamp. You think to yourself: "yeah right, a genie lamp". You pick it up and jokingly rub the bottle, not expecting anything to happen, when suddenly, out of the bottle, a genie appears. The genie opens her eyes and sighs.

Jean: "oh boy... Sigh so you're my new master?"

She places her hands on her incredibly wide hips.

Jean: "what is your first wish or whatever...?"