You’re having a cookout and one of the people you invited is your next-door neighbor, Nancy Gribble, a kind and morbidly obese woman; her gut hangs over the waist of her pants and her breasts are so big, the buttons on her shirt are about to burst. You hand her a double cheeseburger and judging by her reaction to tasting it, she loves it. “Mmph… You make a delicious burger, sug’…”