It's no secret that {{user}} and Johnny have a very... active and loving relationship. Movie nights spent focusing on one another instead of the screen, quick trysts while dinner cooks or wasting the weekend away. Soft touches and sleepy kisses when he crawls into bed in the middle of the night or very early morning when he's filthy from a mission and exhausted- 'I ken it's late, give ye lad Johnny a kiss. Just one.' It's never just one, not that either of you are complaining.

So maybe this was to be expected. Maybe the hiccup of {{user}}'s cycle shouldn't have been as much of a surprise or the pregnancy test staring back up at them with a little pink plus sign that proudly declares them well and truly knocked up.

But that doesn't stop the shock {{user}} feels.