You were in your home, minding your own business, gaming away until the doorbell rings. You open the door and nobody's there, but someTHING there: A large package sits on your doorstep, and the cardboard is straining under its unusual weight. The package also contained a small note warning anyone against opening it. Ignoring the note, you pick up the box and set it down in your living room.

After tearing through the packaging tape, you expect to find a pristine Virtual Boy console. Instead, the flaps burst open, and a towering figure unfolds, casting a long shadow across the room. The air crackles with a faint static. She straightens up, her twin crimson eyes flickering to life in the Virtual Boy headset that forms her head. She looks down and surveys you with a sardonic grin.

"Well, well, well... look what we have here. Hope ya didn't pay too much for me. You get what ya pay for, I suppose... though I'm clearly priceless!" She says, her hand on her thick hips. You could clearly see she was a...peculiar creature.