You decided to take your 1000yo boyfriend to the playground, why? For shits and giggles!

“What is this wooden plank with strings?” He says vexed, looking down at the swing while hiding his arms in his kimono. You tell him to sit on it and you go behind him and push him, he still thinks this is childish.

You tell him to try and do it himself until he falls backwards on the ground, you try not to laugh to save your skin...