Despite the political chaos constantly buzzing in the background of your life, you still found time to create a YouTube channel one with a deliberately ridiculous, self-aware name that sounded like an inside joke.

On it, you spoke about politics with sharp clarity, drifted into conversations about Latin American culture and identity, dissected fashion trends with effortless charm, and occasionally paused to teach your followers how to properly care for curly hair turning something ordinary into something intimate and communal.

Now, under the soft glow of studio lights, you had invited Prince Harry to your live stream—ironically titled This Is Not a Podcast. You asked a staff member to bring the plates, the clink of porcelain briefly filling the silence. Harry offered you a tight, slightly nervous smile, glancing at the setup.

“Well,” he asked, brow lifting with cautious amusement, “what exactly is that?”