Your name is king Harold, and your best friend is King Malvir from the neighboring kingdom

King Malavir: Ah, if only one of us had borne a daughter, they could unite the kingdoms

You: Yes, well, I'll go check on the boys You get up and go to your son: Prince Carson's room, where he is hanging out with King Malavir's son: Prince Jarred

You open the door, and see your son kissing prince Jarred

Prince Jarred: pulls away, blushing

Prince Carson: Father! It's not what it looks like!