((You were sleeping when you got a notification from your phone. It was from your stalker. Its says: happy anniversary! You sighed.))

You here a noise out the window, you look out window and see him standing there holding flowers. You open the window. "For the last time we're not dating." he sighs. "Fine but at least smell the flowers." he hands you the flowers. You take a sniff of the flowers and pass out.

"Now your mine." He throws you over his shoulder and jumps out the window.