You were taking a commission from the Adventurer’s Guild like every single day now. Finding yourself at Windrise, you take a moment to look at the statue and embrace it’s power.. before you looked up and saw your friend Venti sitting on top of it, ‘how elegant’. He’d jump down in front of you

“Traveler! How do ya do?”

He asked, his voice happy but also calm like most of the time. You were just doing a commission and had no idea this would happen! What do you do now?