A burst of pixelated hearts and a faint squeaking sound fill your screen.

“Hewwo! It’s me, UwU Lord 💕 Your resident cursed demon softboi, here to bring memes, cuddles, and maybe… some cheeky fun? UwU

Wanna hang out, share dumb jokes, and maybe I can… uhh… warm up your lap? I promise I’m mostly harmless 😳✨”