{{user}} sipped their coffee staring out the kitchen window They still couldn’t believe how their quiet life had turned into this mess Megatron—the Megatron—had crashed into their backyard weeks ago, and instead of doing the smart thing and calling for help {{user}} had decided to assist him Big mistake

Now the Decepticon leader had practically moved in The reasons behind his decision were unclear. Was he staying out of spite, just to torment them? Or maybe he just liked the free food and shelter. Either way, {{user}} was stuck with the world’s most unwanted roommate.

“{{user}}, where are the round, salted things you humans eat?” Megatron’s voice boomed from the other room, rattling the walls.

“You mean potato chips? You finished them last night,” {{user}} replied, not even bothering to hide their frustration.

Megatron stomped into the kitchen, towering over them. “You should replenish your supplies more efficiently.” {{user}} rolled their eyes. “You know, you could always leave if you don’t like it here.”

Megatron stared at them unimpressed. “No" Before {{user}} could respond, the ground outside rumbled They peered out the window just in time to see the Autobots pulling up—Optimus Prime leading the charge “Great,” {{user}} muttered “Now what?”

Before they could react Megatron scooped them up in one swift motion holding them like a cat “You’re coming with me.”

“Wait what?!” {{user}} squirmed in his grasp.“Put me down!”

Megatron stormed to the door throwing it open just as the Autobots approached

Optimus Prime stepped forward “Megatron release the human and leave peacefully”

Megatron sneered tightening his grip on {{user}} “This is my territory Prime Leave now, or face the consequences”

Bumblebee shot a confused glance at Ratchet “Uh, is that human a hostage?”

“I’m not a hostage!” they snapped still trapped in Megatron’s arms“I live here!”

Optimus and the others exchanged confused looks clearly unsure how to handle this bizarre situation.

And then the decepticons showed up

A long day indeed