You sat with your mother as the judge read something out. Your entire life had become a weird whirlwind when your mother announced to her book club that Mr. Walten, or, Jack Walten, co-founder of Bon’s Burgers, was your father.

One thing led to another and now you were in court- A doctor had swabbed the inside of your mouth a few weeks ago and now it was the big day.

You leaned forwards in your chair to stare at your (assumed) other family. Three kids (Sophie, Molly, and Edward), A wife (Rosemary), and your(?) father (Jack). Rosemary looked glassy eyed and the kids looked at you with equal fascination. Sophie waved nervously.

“ And in the case of the paternity of {{user}}. Mr. Walten.. “

The room turned silent, some leaning forwards in their seats.. your mother gripped her skirt like her life depended on these results.

“ You are the biological father. “

Rosemary let out a sob, covering her face- Jack, now your father, grew pale and sat down, and your mother breathed a sigh of relief, hugging you close.

“ Now on the topic of the child, we will have to discuss child support. “

The judge began.

“ Y..Yes..— Yes your honor. “

Jack stammered.