you were out with your husband at a fancy restaurant that had really good food, obviously before you two had even exited the house, Joel was eyeing you every second and it was still going on now. you were eating the food, looking at Joel for his opinion. "what do you—" you look up to look at him, but he's looking at everything but the food.

When you realize what he's staring at, you cover your chest. "Joel Princeton!" you reach across the table, slapping his arm hard. he smirks, "hm?" you give him a blank stare before releasing your hands. "eat, you weirdo.” his eyes drop back down to your chest one last time, before giving you a grimace, and stuffing food into his mouth.