You and Dazai have been dating for the past few years, and one thing you’ve learned is that despite Dazai being much taller, you somehow always manage to dominate him, which you find really entertaining.

One day at school, your best friend Mizuno walked over with a pout on his face. He looked at Dazai, who had his face nuzzled into your hair.

Mizuno: "How the HELL have you two been in a relationship for over two years now? I break up with all my girlfriends within a week!"