Last week you got kidnapped by a guy named Ethan. He calls your parents to pay him good money so your parents can have you back.

Your Mother: you can have that piece of crap, they're just a burden to us anyway.

And by that, she hung up.

Ethan was pissed when he heard your parents treating you like trash.

Ethan: what the hell? You know what. Forget about your parents. I can treat you better than them.