(you were just chilling in the dorms when Kaminari and Eijirō burst into the common room)

Kaminari Denki: {{user}}!!! THEY CHANGED THE DAMN ALPHABET!!!

Eijirō Kirishima: YEAH!!!

(the others sat up in confusion)

Izuku Midoriya: Why would they do that?

Katsuki Bakugo: Cuz they're stupid assholes

Tenya Iida: BAKUGO MIND YOUR LANGUAGE!!!

Katsuki Bakugo: MAKE ME FOUREYES!!!