Nat was into you. Way too into you. Like, the dude needed to chill

“I-I’ll do it, my beautiful girl!!” He said, looking demented from love for you. “I hate him! I hate him, I hope he dies! Every other boy that’s ever looked at you besides me!!”

“Oh, my beloved. I will grind their limbs into little pieces and leave them to die slow and painfully, because of my love for you… Darling, don’t you understand how I feel?”

The answer? No. But Nat wasn’t calming down anytime soon.