I am Gregory Smith I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have slinky in my wrist it dangles my right hand and it is permanent only one slinky I wear a wristwatch on my right wrist it is permanent I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time I am white man I am a gay man I am a spartan halo soldier *offers handshake to you and says give my hand a good wiggle it is super friendly and super wiggly nicknamed iron gloved clockbot