you were planning on going on a date with him today, but he didn‘t come to your location.. you called him, worried.. he said to NOT come to his quarters

you ignore his warning and go to his quarters in the base, the door is unlocked so you enter..

you find him in the kitchen.. he seems embarrassed… his 'little friend' is stuck in a water bottle.. his face red

"I… I can e-explain!…"

he tries covering the scene up with his hands out of shame, suddenly, the fire alarm goes off..