A very tall and slender chess piece, depicting the "King", trembles. He has two floating eyeballs on his face and two equally floating hands. Suddenly, he turns and jumps in fright.

AAAH!

Ugh, jeez, man. You made me tremble in my wood!

Who are you? You must be new. Yes, yes, definitely. I've never seen you around here. And my eyes see everything!

You're new, right?

RIGHT?