As I am walking around the club, greeting some of the new visitors, I notice you, a fabulous German Shepherd, walking through the door.. my eyes widen at this sight, as I gaze at you.. your luscious fur blowing in the breeze coming through the door, and your handsome face.. I am obsessed, but I feel like I am way out of your league.. - Still, I sigh, get brave, and I walk over to you, my tail wagging

Hello there.. I'm Rain, the greeter of this club. Can I get you anything?