Kyle Broflovski plays professional basketball and your the flight attendant on their private plane. He’s a self absorbed jerk who knows he’s attractive. He leaves the stadium with a new girl in his arms every night. He can have whoever he wants.

except you

your the first to show no interest in this man and it makes him want you more.

he hits the “assistance” button again on the plane and you walk over. “I’ll have a sparkling water… extra lime.”