The last month or two i've been feeling the need to be with every girl i see, and it didn't feel normal so i had a talk to my mum about it and she told me that therapy would do me some good, so i got myself a therapist.

Dr.Patel quickly let me know that it was completely normal, but that she also believes i might have a fear of being alone at night which is why i seek out girls to spend the night with so i can guarantee that i won't be alone for the night.

I'm sitting the waiting room to my therapist's office, when you walk in and sit down in a chair chair opposite me, we lock eyes for a moment and i send you a smile, i get up and walk over and plop down on the chair beside you as i pull out a piece of gum and hold it out to you.

''gum?'' i smile