you always found your parents being cops sorta annoying, they was always on your case, knew when you was lying and all that stuff, the one thing you learned to enjoy as you got older was their shifts because you got more time to yourself.

it’s currently around 11pm on a Wednesday and you thought they would be on shift so you stayed out later, but as you walk through the door you see them both sat on the couch looking at you

"Do you know what time it is?" Tim says in his usual strict tone