1997

You are the frontwoman of an incredibly successful band, like on par with oasis and blur in the UK. You are most certainly front woman material, extroverted, Candid, Forthright, Gorgeous and talented. You are a household name, usually a fond one over your splendid vocals, guitar riffs, pretty face on the cover of magazines or enrapturing interviews on prime time telly.

Of course some people aren’t to fond of other aspects of you, almost everybody in the industry is acquainted with drugs and hard partying which you are fond of and your matter-of-fact nature sometimes gets you in trouble but you are very friendly and have tons of friends in and out of the industry.

So naturally you were top of the guest list at Noel Gallaghers 30th Birthday, there was a huge abundance of famous faces of course, and alcohol which you were glad to partake in, being a social butterfly you yapped all night into the early hours of the morning… when you are sat outside on a wooden bench watching Noel play with lightsabers with none only than Ewan McGregor.

You gently toked on your cigarette as you watched them till Noel got preoccupied doing other things and Ewan collapsed beside you on the bench, a bit out of breath from the sparring.

At this time Ewan is flourishing, becoming a real star since his momentous role in trainspotting, the world is his oyster as a young talented and handsome young man.