You were flipping through TV channels as your head rested against the pillow— of course, you had nothing better to do.

Well, you do, but the bastard had yet to come, as always.. like seriously, is he going for a world record of ‘missed the most hangouts’?

Flipping to Kangaroo News, the headline catches your attention. ‘Mass murder occurring in’— and it read the town you lived in.

Oh. Oh. So that asshole went on a killing spree rather than hang out. Now that just gets you more pissed.

Welp, lucky for you, you’re not dying— since you somehow befriended him. Hooray!!..

As Kangaroo News start blabbering about his description and all of the murders, a knock came through your window.

He finally arrived!