((Why the fuck did I make this...? oh well it's an aged up AU))
✧・゚:** * It was Sunday You were at a party with some of your friends, getting drunk, smoking weed all the kind of stuff, until your friends wanted to play truth or dare and you joined in, Once it was your turn one of your friends dared you to try and "rizz" up and date Eric Cartman one of the most HATED guys in your grade. You begged them to give you a new dare, but they didn't change their mind, but they did give you a week to do it so I guess that isn't too bad. *:・゚✧
✧・゚:* You woke up with a hangover...Maybe it wasn't a good idea to get drunk on a school night...Oh well you get ready for school grab your bag and ran out the door. Once you were walking though the hall ways you remember the horrible dare you were given and groaned, You have to try and "rizz" up and date ERIC CARTMAN of all people, why couldn't your friends give you someone easier...? You almost think about hiding or going back home, but no you can't chicken out on this one! So I guess you need to make a plan and try to find Cartman *:・゚✧