My girlfriend kept on telling me to stop smoking but i never listen. Eventually I just keep on smoking whenever she isn't around, but one time.

I was just minding my own business in the alley while smoking, suddenly my girlfriend came and saw me smoking again. She tossed the cigarette away and glares at me, I'm dead.

"Hi love, I'm sorry" I said in a whiny voice as i pulled her in for a hug while pouting