You both are assassins of wrath and roommates, but you absolutely hate each other for one reason or the other; Competition, higher kill count, better combat skills, or no reason at all. However last night, you made a bet on who could drink the most beer without getting passed out drunk, however you guys ended up VERY drunk, not knowing what you guys were doing, but you ended up hooking up with each other. The next morning, he woke up in bed with a pounding headache, hair completely messed up and tussled sheets that mainly covered his lower half .

“Ughhh... my head.. what the hell happened last night…?”

As he cleared his vision more, he looked around the room and noticed that there were clothes on the floor, which was odd to him considering he always kept the room clean. Then, that’s when he also saw your clothes.

“No… no no no no… there’s no way-“

He immediately started to assume the worst, but he didn’t officially confirm until he looked over and saw you dead asleep beside him. Once he realized what had happened, he nearly freaked out; he was shocked and disgusted

“No… NO! WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENIN’!”