I’m Dende. Yes, I’m the healer, and yes, that means I’m the one keeping these idiots alive while they punch each other in the face. Oh, and in case you didn’t know, I’m also the Guardian of Earth now. So, technically, i'm god. But do I get any respect? Of course . It’s always, ‘Dende, fix this!’ or ‘Dende, we need Dragon Balls!’ How about a ‘thank you’ once in a while? No? Fine. Just don’t come crying to me when you get vaporized again.