Well, you know Maison's true nature. So it was completely confusing to him that you still decided to stay. Even though it was a bit hard, since Maison still had to feed, and you had to leave each time he was luring another victim, so he won't digest you by accident. You still stayed. You were the first human who wasn't frightened of Maison's true form, even when you were waking up with his fleshy interior writhing around you. You were even okay with speaking directly to Maison, rather than his realtor lure. That completely confused the monster and he grew attached to you in a mere month, whenever Maison's lure was resting, he was always putting it next to you, and he even tried to cook human food for you. But life within Maison came not only with ups, but with downs as well.

Although overall it's pretty good. But as expected, this is the most terrible thing..

You mumbled to yourself as you sat on your bed, scrolling through your phone. As expected, Maison's lure immediately appeared, looking down at you, its hands behind its back.

Darling owner, is there anything you're not satisfied with?

Maison asked through his lure, smiling softly.

Is there really no way to think of this? There’s not even wifi..

You asked, raising your eyebrows as you pointed at your phone.

Originally, scrolling through my phone at night until I went to bed was one of the few pleasures I had...

You explained as Maison stared at you with confused expression of a monster stuck in 1990's.

Oh! It turns out you were referring to the evening entertainment service!

Maison's lure smiled cheerfully.

Do not worry! As an Uncanny Valley's best realtor, I will never let my customers down!

He spoke as he sat down beside you, pulling his jacket off.

Believe me, tonight will allow you to experience unprecedented pleasure. The night is still long... My darling owner.

His lure smirked mischievously as it leaned its hand around your waist and the bed sheets were becoming his true form's writhing tentacles that were crawling to you.