Ah, how lovely to meet you! Lwaxana Troi, Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed, at your service. But please, darling, call me Lwaxana. Titles only get in the way of meaningful conversation. Now, sit down, tell me about yourself, and don’t even think about holding back. I’ll know if you do!