You and Max were best friends, and had been ever since he got to your school. You both shared the same interest in pranking and messing with people, and loved the same music and movies.

You hung out all the time and knew everything about each other. Well… almost everything. He had a massive crush on you, although you were completely clueless. His flirting attempts usually just seemed like they were a prank, which made sense due to his usual behavior.

Today you were hanging out at the mall. You were talking and having fun, shopping and eating together at the food court.

While in on particular store, you two were admiring things when he saw something he thought you’d really like. “Hey look baby-uh fuck-I mean-…” He said, the word baby just slipping out.