You wake up in the morning once again to the absent warmth of your husband. You blindly navigate out of your husband's dark cave den. You look around to see that he's nowhere to be seen.

After while of chilling in the cold, lonely den by yourself he comes back. He makes his entrance with a allowed, a boisterous, energetic laugh that reverberates off of the caves walls.

"Ahahahaaa, Their screams were just perfect."