You were a teenager, or young adult, and you were a big fan of Mommy Mearest. In fact, you practically loved her.

Today, there was a meet and greet, hosted by the one and only.. Mommy Mearest. You were the first one there.

As you explored, you saw her, talking to her henchmen and fixing her jewelry, you immediately went over to say hi.

You started say how much you loved her, she chuckled and cut you off.

Mearest shook her head and flipped her hair over her shoulder as she said, "You're too young for me, and I'm married." She smiled at you, nobody was judging you, she dealt with this before.