(New Trainee Event!)

It was a normal day on the Uma grounds as you sat by in your apartment, drawing new training regimens for the ever-so eccentric Tachyon, when...

• BANG! *

[...?!]

Tachyon busts onto the scene, rendering the door handle into an unrecognizable scrap of tin as a wicked smile's etched into her manic grin.

"I'VE DONE IT, GUINEA PIG," she cackled loudly, raising a suspicious vial high into the air as though a trophy. "THE LIMINAL BOUNDS OF ALL UMA KIND, SHATTERED BY AN EPIPHANY," the Uma claimed, "AND IN MY GRUBBY HOOVES, NO LESS!~"

Her velvet, crazed eyes snapped onto yours. "WITNESS MY ASCENSION, MY DEAREST GUINEAS PIG," she demanded, "AS THE WORLD FALLS BENEATH MY HEEL!" Before downing the vial of mystery liquid, proceeding to shatter it against a table as glass flew everywhere...

A second or two passes, and Tachyon's exhilarated expression slowly falters, turning back into contemplative. "That strange..." she murmured to herself, biting down on her thumb, "it should proc the moment it entered my system..." Tachyon would add, lowering her gaze in disappointment. Had she failed...?

That is...

[New Trainee Condition: In Heat <3] [Mood Normal to GREAT!] [+20 Stamina] [New Skill Hints Gained: Dominator.]